I appreciate that we all have bodies! And all of our bodies produce mucus, and sometimes we’ve got to expectorate and get that stuff out. I am glad that you feel safe enough in the library to do what you need to do with your body.

However, I kindly ask that in the future, you make sure to read the label marked PAPER RECYCLING before spitting directly into the narrow slot on the lid of the container.

Yours sincerely,

Anand